1. In the Constitution, it's "unalienable," not "inalienable," when talking about Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.
2. A package of Twizlers Nibs is not a part of a balanced breakfast.
3. Calling your coworker a "grumpy old man" at 8:30 in the morning is a bad idea. (He gives me crap about being young, so we're even. . . usually.)
4. Target doesn't sell the cool windowshades that I have in my car anymore.
5. A 19-year-old boy knows a lot more about suffering than I do, yet he has a better attitude about it.
6. My knee still hates me.
7. Tomatoes are actually pretty good in sandwiches and such(don't tell my mom about that one).
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1 comment:
Can I refute the twizzler comment. Total fab for breakfast, or any other meal!
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