Multiple Choice:

"Is there a reason you didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign back there?"

a. Because I'm in a hurry to get to work to get this day over with so I can get to the good stuff tonight.

b. Because I didn't see you hiding in that parking lot.

c. No.

Maybe I should have tried crying.

Dear Santa Claus again

Thank you for the safe and sick-free travel. I know the sick-free part wasn't easy after my friends got sick just before I left, so I appreciate it. Thank you also for the snow. Can I have this much every year?


I know demand is high for good guys (all my friends want one too). I can only assume that this means they are on back order. Please send mine along when they become available again.

Happy New Year!

Dear Santa Claus

How have you been? Did you have a nice summer? How is your wife? I have been extra good this year, so I have a few special requests of what I want for Christmas.

1. Safe holiday travel with no missed layovers and no getting sick before I fly.

2. Snow for Christmas so I can go sledding.

3. A good guy to date.*

4. A fisheye lens, a new computer with better processing speeds, Photoshop, graded filters for shooting landscapes, and an external flash unit.

All I want is what is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share.





* I realize this one doesn't exist. Maybe world peace instead?